1. sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner.
2. smoke a cigarette after donating blood.
3. join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader.
When a Witness sneezes say "God bless You"
Tell an Elder his daughter looks like a Whore.
Tell an Elder his son looks like a Whore.
Tell an Elder it is inappropriate to wear a red tie.
Tell an Elder you have marked him.
By using Elders the rest of the congregation will be offended, I just don't have time to try an offend individually.
i personally believe they do not, but what solid evidence can you provide me so i can try to convince others?.
The light gets brighter and brighter.... It is true, I believe it... but isn't it also true that when light gets brighter and brighter you get blinder and blinder?
To answer your question, How do you FOR SURE jw's Do not have the truth? I know, cause I stole it. I have it now. So they can't go around saying they have it. LIARS!!!!
i was reading the topic on sisters having to sit in the backseat even if it was their car.
made me think of a few rules i was subjected to.
one was we were not allowed to have a radio on.
My Friend and I wore Leather Jackets when we were in High School, and also wore them out in service. No one ever said anything, we were amazed. We did it for a couple of years until the families started to slack on FS. 2 Fonzies with Watchtowers "AYYYYYY Have a mag.. it's cooooollll.
And the Elders in the hall were Pricks. To this day I have no idea why they let that one slip by without talking to us. By the way we places a shit load of magazines.
wednesday's daily text was a masterpiece.
each sentence just added another layer of sexual guilt and repression.
i could go off for at least another 500 words but i'll stop.. .
I think the quote.. Every day, waves of sensual images are directed at us. Sensual, they used the word sensual? That's more disturbing that anything the text was saying. "Did you see that really sensual commerical yesterday?"
when i joined this forum i mentioned that i was a lurker for 3 or 4 years before i actually joined.
it did take me a long time!
anyway i posted a comment on a hobby forum that i belong to and this was part of someones reply..... "btw, how is it possible to have been on this forum for 6 years, and only have 8 posts?".
Come to Dark Side.... It is your destiny.
plus it's fun
how did you start smoking or chewing and get addicted?
i'm curious after talking about it on the other thread.
i think it's fair to find out personal stories before declaring them selfish for smoking.
Smoke cigars on the weekends when I have extra $$$, when I don't I don't "Jones for 1" Enjoy sitting out at night and smoking one. Addicted??? No, I see friends trying to quit cigarettes after 2 days without one they are Pricks and hard to be around. I can go for weeks, but have to admit I'm already a Prick and hard to be around so ............
why's it so hard to find them?
it seems like everyone i see around me smokes: my apartments, every job i've ever had, people on the streets.
finding a quality guy that smells good and has a functioning brain not strung out on drugs or alcohol every week is hard to find..
I take offence to the thread about Quality men.... don't smoke don't get drunk. I drink sometimes and smoke (weed) sometimes and that doesn't make me or says me that thing you mean or felt....So who is to say that cause I .......... what was the question??????
are there any tests/interviews they have to go thru to prove it?.
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You just know it, was the reason I remember.
lets find and post pictures/cartoons that depicts the wts/gb, their teachings, culture...anything.... .
i got this idea from the last post on the generation change thread.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/bible/187399/1/new-generation-defined-april-15-2010-watchtower.
Trying to tell a Witness the Organization is a Cult ..
today i was remembering how angry i used to get at the meetings and all the little irritations that in the end would just make my blood boil these included:.
prayers that go on foreverstudy or wt conductors still taking comments when its clear that the point has been covered 20 times alreadymeetings over running by more than 5 minsmy favourite was this one elder who would play guess the point i am thinking of.
he would keep rephrasing the question from the wt until someone would bring up the point he was thinking of.
Top 10 Reasons I Hated Meetings
#1. The infamous sex discussions about oral and anal sex, from the same elder year after year, who was married, then look to his wife and you can see how miserable she is.
#2. Working on a talk with your whole heart, only to fail because of some point you didn't hit enough (Hey Brother Almighty stick your TMS book up your ass).
#3. Yes the comments....... then there were the comments. You all hit the ones we knew. Every Hall had the same ones. Brother Jesusonearth, Sister Likesthesoundofhervoice, Brother Commentoneveryparagragh.
#4. The cougher, all F@&ING MEETING EVERY MEETING.
#5. Talks about the conduct at Conventions. Outside food is a no no. So at the Convention you see the very same Brother walking up the aisle with a HUGE bag of McDonald's.
#6. Field Service meetings ..... Oh God please not his or her car group, I beg you ......... Jesus, JAH, DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER A PRAYER OF MINE?
#7. Being told to move done front.... "Brothers, Sisters lets all move down Ok?" I swear it was a power trip.
#8. Hearing the Speaker cancelled.. Yes half a meeting, only to have Brother Jesusonearth fill in.
#9. The Songs
#10. Special Needs Talks, mainly because 80% of the hall looked over to me. OH BITE ME!!!
